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Ted: Say, Bob, that's a swell topper! What kind is it?

Bob: It's a Stetson. I like yours, too. That jaunty hatband really brings out the yellow in your features.

Ted: It's just a touch of hepatitis. Would you care to see my boat?

Jack -- haven't seen you in ages! How's Betty?

Jack: Hrfmph crgn. Hard tar talk wrth thees pip en mar meth!

Sven: I didn't quite get that. Could you stand a little closer?

Jack: Vbsy!